9 Cards Against Humanity Expansions That Everyone Should Own

The only thing better than everyone’s favorite NSFW game is Cards Against Humanity expansion packs. And with so many decks (try 50+) to choose from, how do you know which ones are actually worth it? Well, you could spend a lifetime sifting through r/cardsagainsthumanity or you could just refer to the index below. We suggest the latter.

1) Cards Against Humanity: Period Pack

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Amazon rating: 4.3 out of 5 stars

From the manufacturer: Have you ever looked down at your underpants and said, “Oh no”? Cards Against Humanity’s got you covered with our most absorbent pack yet: The Period Pack.

  • Contains 30 brand new cards written while we were all on our periods.
  • Best played every 25 to 35 days.
  • Comes with a few surprises for your special time.

Price: $7

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2) Cards Against Humanity: Geek Pack

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Amazon rating: 4.4 out of 5 stars

From the manufacturer: There’s nothing nerds love more than branded references. Remember Batman? What about Firefly? Bazinga!

  • Contains 24 white & 6 black cards about video games, D&D, Game of Thrones, and all the other bullshit you like.

Price: $7

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3) Cards Against Humanity: Green Box

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Amazon rating: 4.7 out of 5 stars

Currently, CAH has three expansion kits: the Red Box, the Blue Box, and the Green Box. Think of the first two boxes as BOGO bundles. They each contain three sets of cards that can be purchased individually for $10. The Red Box contains Cards Against Humanity expansion packs one, two, and three, while the Blue Box contains expansion packs four, five, and six. But the Green Box contains 300 totally new cards to mix into your game – 245 white and 55 black.

Price: $20

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4) Cards Against Humanity: College Pack

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Amazon rating: 3.8 out of 5 stars

From the manufacturer: Remember when you were in college and ate ramen noodles and had sex all the time? Wouldn’t it be great to relive those glory days?

  • Contains 30 brand new cards about throw up and blue hair.
  • Includes a special 18″ x 24″ poster for your dorm room.
  • You should break up with your high school boyfriend.

Price: $7 (regularly $9)

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Amazon rating: 4.3 out of 5 stars

From the manufacturer: The Design Pack contains 30 fully illustrated cards by some of the best graphic designers in the world, including Milton Glaser (I <3 NY), Susan Kare (the Apple Macintosh), Erik Spiekermann (MetaDesign), and legendary printmakers including Jay Ryan, Yann Legendre, Olly Moss, Mike Mitchell, and Sonnenzimmer.

  • 3o fully-illustrated cards
  • 100% of profits donated to the Chicago Design Museum.

Price: $6

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6) Cards Against Humanity: Weed Pack

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Amazon rating: 4.3 out of 5 stars

From the manufacturer: Hey man, I know I was supposed to get you the website content for the Weed Pack, but I got really high and this is all I have so far haha. Cannabis, also known as marijuana among several other names, is a psychoactive drug from the Cannabis plant intended for medical or recreational use. Something about mass incarceration 30 (?) brand new cards about weed. Taco Bell near me …

  • 30 smokin’ hot cards

Price: $14.50

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7) Cards Against Humanity: World Wide Web Pack

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Amazon rating: 4.6 out of 5 stars

From the manufacturer: Except for the rampant misinformation and unspeakable pornography, the Internet is one of Al Gore’s greatest inventions. We wrote this pack in a Reddit AMA with the help of a bunch of Internet strangers, which historically has always been a complete disaster.

  • 21 white & 9 black cards written with anonymous users of the web page Reddit.
  • 100% of profits donated to the Electronic Frontier Foundation.

Price: $7

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8) Cards Against Humanity: Sci-Fi Pack

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Amazon rating: 3 out of 5 stars

From the manufacturer: Red Alert! Sensors detect Cards Against Humanity cards headed straight for the warp core! Set condition one throughout the fleet and prepare for new content!

  • 30 cards about what will happen when humanity goes too far with technology.
  • Written by famous authors, including Pat Rothfuss.

Price: $7

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9) Cards Against Humanity: ’90s Nostalgia Pack

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Amazon rating: 4.1 out of 5 stars

From the manufacturer: Don’t have a cow man! The ’90s Nostalgia Pack is a totally tubular Crossfire of Freshmaking jokes. Once you Pop, the fun don’t stop!

  • 23 white & 7 black cards about the ’90s, a popular decade.
  • Too sexy for its shirt.

Price: $7

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