So you’re single. So what? It’s time to stop apologising for that fact and start celebrating. There are—quite literally— millions of the people in the world who would love to be in your dancing shoes (and party pants) right now. Single is so hot right now. At the same time, you want to make the […] More
Porn has jumped (and f*cked) leaps and bounds over the last decade or so. I mean, who knew way back when in the early 2000s that porn would take over the World Wide Web with an unwavering fervor or boobs, butts, v’s and d’s, and everything in between. It’s actually HARD to shock us now […] More
Some men know right then and there whether they want to spend the rest of their life with a woman. They know that they want to make a life with them, start a family, and stare into their eyes with annoying heart eye emojis for the rest of time. Other men, know down to the […] More
It’s a sad, materialistic, shallow fact of life that hot and beautiful people get a leg up on the rest of the uglies of the world. Is it fair? Hell naw. Does it systematically and financially and sexually work in the favor of those tall, thin, modelesque hotties that we went to high school and […] More
You know what I hear when dudes complain about the things girls do on a daily basis? I listen intently and try to change myself in order to fit into their heteronormative ideals of how a true woman should really act. HA JKJK. I lap that sh*t up, chew it up, spit it back out […] More
It doesn’t matter how long you’ve been with someone, there comes a point in time in your relationship when you know that you’re with the person you’re going to spend the rest of your life with. It could be 5 years, or it could be 5 minutes. But most people can identify the exact moment […] More
Are you sick of reading about trite and boring cooking life hacks for the umpteenth time? Like, we get it — season your food a little before, during, AND after the cooking process. Do you roll your eyes whenever you see a Pinterest inspired article about squatting and kicking your way to the perfect booty? I […] More
Everyone gets hit on from time to time. Sure, sometimes it’s awesome and you’re super stoked. Well, that’s a pretty rare occurrence. More often than not, the person is hella creepy, and you definitely aren’t flattered. Usually it’s the person that makes the interaction uncomfortable, but sometimes, it’s just the moment they choose. Like, if […] More
All my single ladies! All my single ladies! All my single bros! All my single bros! Does your hand have carpel tunnel from the endless and constant swiping on Tinder only to leave you apathetic and annoyed? Are you tired of skeezy dudes sliding into your DMs with an eggplant emoji and no actual conversation […] More
Let’s be real, dating is rough. It’s so hard to meet people organically, and most dating apps can be discouraging. Like, if I get another creep asking me for nudes I’m gonna freak the F out. But despite all those horrible matches, you still download app after app. Why do we do it?! Because after […] More
There are a lot of wild fettishes out there. Seriously, some are insane. There’s omarashi, people that like to bang Nazis, and other things you couldn’t imagine. One you maybe haven’t heard of? Figging. To make it short and sweet, figging is when you put a ginger in your butt hole or vagina in a sexual manner. […] More
Dudes — we get it. Sometimes you just can’t control when you pop a raging, out of control boner. I mean, I attended middle school. I know the woes of a 12 year old boy walking between classes, sitting at a desk and having to get up, eating lunch. Actually — middle school boys basically have a […] More
