Listen up, gang. There ain’t no shame in the game in being a slut. Slut shaming is SO 2004, anyway. Like, humans are horny, magical, sexual, kinky creatures and when people try to box that magic up and use cutting insults to mask one’s own insecurity — the world becomes a darker, more toxic place. Millennials are a […] More
There are countless reasons why ladies love sucking c*ck — power, intimacy, control, pleasure. And for those who enjoy going down, there’s nothing better than hearing a man moan and writhe in ecstasy as you whisper sweet little nothings in his ear — err, penis. For these women, there is absolutely no reluctance when it comes to […] More
For many men, penis size reigns paramount in self-image and self-esteem. It encapsulates their masculinity and they measure their worth by the measurement of their d*ck. Dudes will feel pride, disappointment, shame, and love for their rods all in the span of fifteen minutes, and it’s no surprise why. Our porn-obsessed society has socially conditioned men to […] More
Break ups are messy. Sure, sometimes they go smoothly, but more often than not, they are an utter disaster. Getting dumped sucks, and even dumping someone else blows. Sometimes relationships just run their course, and other times they end because of the actions of the other person. It could be that they are cheaters, or […] More
Getting hit on is either one of the most confidence-boosting and exhilarating experiences OR a moment of sheer panic, disgust, and annoyance. I mean, who wants to get hit on at the hospital while you’re waiting for your dad to get out of his colonoscopy? Positive courtship experiences all depend on a few key factors — 1) […] More
Sex — it’s what makes the world go round. I mean, without it, we start dying as a population and personally, I just start getting really hot and bothered and mean and annoyed. Kind of like when I go too long without eating tacos. People f*ck for a plethora of reasons, but it always seems like […] More
When you realize that you want to spend the rest of your life with someone (read: a permanent Netflix and chill) — people take the plunge into society’s idea of traditional monogamy and put a mother f*ckin’ ring on it. You take them out to a nice restaurant, you do it over glasses of rosé on […] More
Ah, holy matrimony — two people expressing and vowing their love to one another that culminates in a huge party where family and friends get drunk AF and make questionable decisions. It’s a grand old time. Weddings can get pretty crazy, yes, but we often overlook (read: sweep under the rug) the humble and quiet bachelor […] More
When you get dumped, you’re never like “hallelujah!” It’s usually a major bummer, ’cause honestly, who likes being dumped? NOBODY. But when it comes to breaking up, there are a couple ways you’re expected to do it so that you’re not a complete asshole. Firstly, do it in person or, if you’re far away from […] More
Jacking off is one of the simplest pleasures in life. You don’t have to worry about impressing anyone but yourself! And hey — my right hand is really f*cking good at what it does, thank you very much. When our sexuality starts to burgeon as wee little middle schoolers, we flick our little black eyed peas, […] More
Ever go on a date with a dude and have a sneaking suspicion that he’s insane? He does something or has crazy eyes and you’re like “I GOTTA GET DA FUQ OUTTA HERE.” Or, are you one of those people that has trouble detecting crazy until it’s too late? You don’t notice those red flags […] More
Talking dirty in bed is a fine art that must be approached with extreme care and an open mind. Not everyone’s naturally ready to call their partner a bad bad b*tch while spanking their ass with a crop, but with little practice — you’ll be screaming “DADDY” in no time! Although, if you know dirty talk […] More
