Let’s talk about SEX baby, let’s talk about you and me. But specifically, let’s talk about your ladies holes… well, two of them. The ones you can fit a wiener in (unless your pee hole is.. unique). Us gals got two holes we can bang with: our coot coot and our prune shoot. Some of […] More
When you become close with someone you’re attracted to, feelings are inevitable. That is why it’s so common for best friends to fall in love with each other. Sometimes those feelings are reciprocated, and a relationship blossoms out of a great friendship. But sometimes this ends poorly, leading to unrequited love and the end of […] More
SEX IS AWESOME.. for the most part. Sometimes you’re stuck with a bad partner, and you’re just like “eh”. But your reaction isn’t to never have sex again, because you know it will get better. But some people just aren’t all that into sex. Truth be told, this is pretty common. A lot of the […] More
As a vagina wielding human being, I do not know what it’s like to have a penis (duh). I don’t know the strain and wondering and anxiety that comes with having such an organ. Though, I have been around a d*ck or two (or 30) in my life and know that size isn’t everything. I […] More
Without comprehensive sex education in schools, kids are left to fend for themselves when it comes to figuring out how the birds and the bees work. They rely on their older brother’s friend, Tad, their equally misinformed classmates, and the always truthful (HA) internet. It’s fun to scoff and mock the ignorant, but it’s less […] More
Some things are universally sexy. A nice smile, a full set of hair, and a great sense of humor, to name a few. Another thing nearly all women can agree on? The attractiveness of a man in uniform. Seriously, dudes in uniforms can GET IT. They are suave and sexy as hell. When a man […] More
Fantasies are a wonderful thing. They allow us to delve deep into our sexual psyches without any judgement from the outside. Fantasies allow us to bypass having to awkwardly ask our partner if they would so kindly wrap our bodies in bacon and eat maple syrup out of our ass. We can just think that […] More
We all end up in situations we’d love to get out of. From horrible dates to lame birthday parties, sometimes you need an excuse, because the truth is just too harsh. So, what do you do? Sure, you can just say an excuse, but wouldn’t you love some type of proof that you G2G real […] More
There are some weird fetishes out there in the world. Perhaps it’s because we all grow up differently and have our own set of interests, and our pasts have a lot to do with our present. I’m not going to pretend I’m a psychiatrist and try to figure out why people have the insane fetishes […] More
Masturbation is a wonderful thing. You learn about your body while enjoying one of the most pleasurable experiences imaginable. But all of us masturbate differently. We use different tools, and go about it different ways. That’s because, when it comes to our private parts, we are all unique. It takes different strokes in different places […] More
To be a millennial in the dating world is to aimlessly swipe away, combatting carpal tunnel and f*ckboys like it’s our overqualified and underpaid job. We’re basically just shooting arrows of half-assed drinking dates and mindless hookups until we hit someone that isn’t totally disgusting and annoying. Maybe if we listened to those who came before […] More
When it comes to sex, you always anticipate the best encounter of your life. You never in your wildest dreams would imagine it going poorly, or being one of the most horrific moments that you will never forget. But, unfortunately, all of us must endure bad sex every once in a while. And honestly, although […] More
