Vacuum cleaners, jacuzzi jets, bowls of jello. Some dudes’ curiosity knows no bounds when it comes to sticking their d*cks in odd places. Just ask the one guy who stuck his junk in a toy disco ball and had to have his stepmom help him get it out. #yikes I get it. You have a dangling […] More
Sometimes, when you’re just trying to live your life, help a friend move, have a menial conversation at work — you end up saying the creepiest f*cking things. Unintentionally, of course — because you’re def not a weirdo… whatsoever. Like, you really didn’t mean to insinuate that you’re a serial killer to that lady who’s buying your […] More
They say there are no stupid questions, only stupid answers — but who are we kidding. People ask stupid f*cking questions all the time. And as a wonderfully tolerant and forgiving society, we mock those people relentlessly online for ever and ever and ever, amen. As teachers from around the world can attest, kids ask the […] More
Sometimes, petty people take grudges to the NEXT LEVEL, y’all. But these aren’t the kind of revenge stories about murder and duty and disgrace. No — it’s about getting back at the dude in your group project who never did any work. It’s about f*cking with your annoying sibling’s toothbrush after they wrongly blamed you for something. It’s about your […] More
Parents. Can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em — literally. They’ll love you no matter what, but GAHD DANG do kids make it downright difficult sometimes. Kids do the darndest things, especially when they think they’re home alone. I mean, who HASN’T run around the house naked, jamming their favorite Disney song, only to be […] More
Not using your turn blinker, leaving an empty milk carton in the fridge, not turning off the lights — these are all perfectly legitimate reasons to get annoyed with people. But what happens when your pet peeves are little bit more irrational? Some people can’t f*cking stand listening to the sound of someone breathing. Others HATE […] More
Getting fired f*cking sucks — especially when you’re on the receiving end of a balding, middle management boss with really bad breath. Like, okay, I get it, Bob — you’re not supposed to smoke weed in the walk-in fridge. Jeeeeez. Sometimes you really do deserve to get fired, and hey, that’s okay! Maybe you weren’t meant to […] More
As TLC so gallantly and shamelessly stated — “So I creep, YEEEAAAH!” Truer words have never been spoken. Also, #RIPLEFTEYE Hey, we’ve all been that person at 3 a.m., slightly drunk and creeping on our ex’s new girlfriend’s vacation photos… from six years ago. It’s not something to be proud of, but damn if it doesn’t […] More
They say drunk words are sober thoughts, so grab the popcorn because these drunkies have some pretty entertaining sh*t on their minds. From calling your hubby a sad, fat dragon to proclaiming how good the wine tastes while puking out liters of chardonnay, some people just say the darndest f*king things while drunk. And for […] More
There’s just something so magical about a vibrating piece of machinery or perfectly ribbed butt plug whose soul purpose is to make you cum over and over and over again. They never ask you stupid questions, they won’t break up with you, and you don’t have to worry about all the emotional baggage of your […] More
Sometimes it really helps to scroll through reviews before purchasing or renting something. But every once in a while you stumble across a review and are either taken aback by how dumb someone is, or find the best unknown comedian of our generation. Take Amazon movie reviews for example. You can find some helpful reviews […] More
y, Move over Ben Stiller because you’re not the only dude who’s made a complete fool of himself while meeting a significant other’s parents. Unfortunately, though, meeting the parents isn’t quite like the movies — there are no perfectly formulated slapstick-retorts, the long, awkward pauses seem to go on for hours, and your father-in-law DEFINITELY isn’t Robert […] More
