Unless you’re part of a rich and famous lifestyle that has private jets and first class for days, you’re probably used to getting sh*t on continuously while traveling by plane. Airports have a cruel way of bringing out the absolute worst in people — you’re tired, delayed, hungry, and that same stale air has probably been […] More
In a perfect world, new dads could get off work for the same amount of time as new moms, graveyard shift workers wouldn’t be shamed for “sleeping in late,” and doctors would always show up to your appointment ON F*CKING TIME! But alas — we do not live in a perfect world, paternity (and maternity leave […] More
I think it’s safe to say that all adults fall into two categories: they either have their sh*t together, or they don’t. We’d all like to think we are well-adjusted and perfect, but it’s often just not the case. We all have our own stuff going on, and handle situations differently. Becoming a well-adjusted person […] More
When a relationship is toxic, you need to cut that person out of your life for good. That means family members, as well as friends and significant others. Yes, cutting out family members is more difficult. You’re raised to believe that family comes first, and that they are the most important thing in the world. […] More
Butts — what miraculous, wondrous, sexy, awkward, dirty, awesome things. They give us cushioning when we sit, they’re fun as f*ck to slap around in bed, and sometimes really terrible (and literal) sh*t happens to them. Butts all over the world clench in horror when strangers across the internet talk about the times they’ve fallen and […] More
Sure, it’s natural for people to get annoyed sometimes, even angry. Hell — I know some full grown adults who still throw temper tantrums on the reg! But for us normal folks, we usually keep it pretty chill. That is, of course, until these little everyday things start eating away at us. I mean, if I take […] More
People can be cruel, selfish, and downright douchey to one another. Oh, you’ve put on a tiny bit of holiday weight this Christmas? Don’t worry — because Barbara from work is about to tear you a new one about the dangers of obesity and make backhanded compliments about how you’re not like those 500 pound TLC […] More
We’ve all been there. You see someone from across the room that you really want to talk to. Whether it’s someone you want to date, or just someone you want to be friends with, you’re nervous AF and aren’t sure how to approach them. So what do you do? How do you approach them? What […] More
When a guy is walking down the street and passes another dude — you will find the men taking part in the coveted nod. Now, this could be a stranger or acquaintance, but ask any man and he will tell you that “the nod” is something so ingrained and instilled in their man-bro tendencies, that […] More
We all hope that our life will be filled with rainbows and cute puppies and great sex and familial relations based of humility, integrity, and love — but that sh*t’s just too easy. People need to get dumped, feel like they just got kicked when they’re already down, and have people wrong them in order to […] More
Blood is thicker than water, right? Maybe for some families, but for those who harbor dark secrets that lie beneath the shiny and exuberant leaves of the family tree, blood and murder and abuse will haunt present generations and generations to come. You always wondered why your dad never really talked about his eldest brother. […] More
Watching someone fall to their death from fourteen stories up will haunt any normal human being for the rest of their life. As much as you might try to forget, to push down those difficult memories — you’ll wake up at night in cold sweats as the body hits the ground in your dream over and […] More
