Millennials get a bad rap. According to every news outlet ever, we’re lazy, entitled, narcissistic, obsessed with social media and selfies, and we spend all of our retirement money on gahd-damn avocado toast. And while I definitely f*ck with my fare share of avo toast (and take a bangin’ selfie), baby boomers and older generations just […] More
Have you ever had a secret, an inkling to share something, a deep, dark truth about your life that you just can’t keep to yourself any longer? Cue the Internet. You might not be ready to divulge your inner monologue to your family and friends in real life, but the World Wide Web will always be there. […] More
We’ve all been guilty of staying up late, drinking too much booze, skipping out on our daily recommended serving of vegetables, and being a major sloppy slob at one point or another. With jobs, relationships, depression — life gets in the way of living our best life. Shouts out to the new season of House of […] More
just Going to the doctor’s office, for most people, is like stubbing your big toe over and over while listening to someone filing their nails at the DMV — wait time: FOREVER. It’s not the most enjoyable experience, but we must deal with it or die. Usually we’re sick and broken and leaking bodily fluids and […] More
In life, we always think about the big, sweeping experiences that make the difference in our overall attitude and lifestyle, but we often overlook the small things that can make just as big of an impact. I mean, you can buy lube at the drugstore for a mere five bucks, but that sh*t will change […] More
The Cannes Film Festival is one of the biggest events of the year. All the major celebs turn out for, not only film screenings, but epic parties, fashion shows, and other major red carpet appearances. So, it’s no wonder that Kendall Jenner would be in attendance. Not only is she a prominent member of the […] More
Ugh, tourists — you know the kind. He’s the dad with the fanny pack telling his large family of six to form a human blockade around the attraction in the middle of a busy street. She’s the oblivious woman who stops at the top of the metro escalators to read her map. They’re the group of […] More
When traveling to a different country, it’s safe to assume that you’ll experience a certain amount of culture shock. Whether that means staring wide-eyed at the hole in the ground that you must sh*t in for the next week and a half or realizing that misogyny and sexism are alive and flourishing — things might be […] More
Kendall Jenner is more than just a pretty face. To some, that’s all it takes to be a model. But truth be told, it takes a lot of hard work and dedication. The job may seem glamorous, but it is pretty draining to constantly travel, work 12 hour days, and maintain a specific physique. Modeling […] More
We all assume that the people that are the richest and most beautiful have it really easy. And likely, a lot of the time it’s true. There is no wonder people are most jealous of those that are super hot and flushed with cash. But apparently there are downfalls, especially when you’re a beautiful woman. […] More
Ahhh, penises. Aren’t they wonderful?! They give the gift of milky white life, and can take you on a trip to pleasure town. But for us ladies, we don’t know what it’s like to live with one of those bad boys. What we do know is that d*cks come in all shapes, colors, and sizes. […] More
The Kardashian and Jenner sisters are mega babes, and it’s au natural, baby. Any true Kardashian fan knows this for a fact, because we’ve scoured the internet and found the photos of them sans make up. If we weren’t so impressed, we’d maybe be depressed. But, they are genetically blessed (thanks mama Kris) so we […] More
