So you’ve decided to give butt stuff a go – in which case you’ll need to know what the best butt plugs for beginners are. Well, you’ve come to the right place. As you already know, Amazon has a bestsellers list for pretty much everything. But what you might not know is these lists get […] More
You might think that your taste in sex toys is completely unique — but, it’s very likely that you’re subconsciously influenced by trends, just like everyone else. More
At some point in my life, I had to be honest with myself and admit that I can’t f**king remember anything. Sure, I’ve got a Google Calendar and a few apps to keep track of bills, meetings, and work tasks, but there’s just so much to remember beyond that. How am I supposed to keep […] More
We all know that Amazon is the cheapest, most convenient place to buy stuff. Which is great! But it’s also not the easiest site to browse – there’s just so much to buy, you could be on there all day just…clicking around. So I wanted to let you know, in case you didn’t already, that […] More
Each week we do a deep dive to figure out what the Internet’s heathens are buying to cram in their various holes. Set that browser to incognito, because here’s what we’ve got this week. 20. This all-in-one vibrating dildo with thrusting, vibration, and even a heat setting for the real deal. Glowing Review: What can […] More
When it comes to buying makeup, all women know they want products that will last them throughout the day and night. What’s the point of buying a product you’re going to have to reapply and reuse every hour on the hour anyway? Makeup products that last longer not only saves us all some money but, […] More
There’s some weird stuff out there. For instance, did you know that squiggly eyebrows are a thing? Yeah, people are weird and culture is getting weirder. It won’t be long before pigs fly and mice talk, and ham sandwiches are called “Scrootle Dundles.” I don’t know, s**t is weird. Speaking of weird, there’s a ton […] More
Yeah, we’re confused, too! Everyone’s been there. You’re rocking a new outfit, feeling great, but then you look down and see it: camel toe. It’s one of the biggest fashion faux pas out there. Many tabloids have made collage after collage of celebrities getting caught committing this fashion treason in public. For most people, it’s […] More
Even if you’re like me and you enjoy cooking, there are still times when the kitchen is your least favorite room in the house. Maybe it’s when, no matter how many precautions you took, something went wrong and dinner is ruined. Or maybe it’s just the prospect of dicing a bell pepper for the millionth […] More
Personally speaking, I think dicks are pretty gross. They’re veiny, creepy little flesh monsters that serve next to no purpose besides making sure you earn 30% more than women and occasionally getting someone pregnant. But some women just can’t get enough d**k. And I respect that. Which is why I’ve taken the time to compile this […] More
1. This inflatable travel pillow/hoodie combo, appropriately named, that’s right: Hoodie-Pillow. For a cheaper than you can buy a headrest in the airport, you can tackle the two biggest problems with flying: finding a comfortable sleeping position and having to acknowledge the existence of others! 2. Scrub-Daddy, the only combination father-figure/sponge you’ll ever need. Promising […] More
If you were born in the 90s, or at least lived through the 90s, you know how epic of a decade it was. From the neon to the crazy new gadgets, the 90s were all about fun. I mean, the 90s gave us incredible cartoons, dope boy bands in matching clothes, and fanny packs. It […] More
