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  • 27 Dirty People Who Whipped Out The Leather & Chains

    For some, all you need is a little bit of neck nibbling and genital fondling to get the juices flowing. For others, spanking and tasing and ball-gagging and a little bit of erotic asphyxiation fuels your sexual appetite. Sadomasochism, y’all — it’s what’s for dinner. Cracking the whip on your boyfriend’s ass while you call him a […] More

  • 29 Party Guests That Should Not Have Been Invited To The Wedding

    Weddings are a hit or miss. Sometimes the band sucks and you’re single and everyone is ugly AF. But other times you get to bone a drunk bridesmaid and you’re like “WHO RUN THE WORLD!?” But there is usually someone there that got a pity invite. That, or the bride and groom have TERRIBLE judgment […] More

  • 21 Times People Got Way Too Real About F*ckboys

    Oh, to be a millennial in the dating scene. Don’t get me wrong, douchey guys have always existed, but in the last decade or so, technology has allotted for an entirely new level of a**hole: the f*ckboy. With dating apps like Tinder, people think that they can hide behind their digital veil of backhanded compliments […] More

  • The 31 Best Texts of 2016

    2016 was a mixed bag. Many are claiming it was the worst year ever, taking into account all the incredibly talented celebrities we lost along the way. But let us not forget the good things. It was the year of Westworld, Lemonade (praise be to B), Fantastic Beasts, The Battle of the Bastards (or just […] More

  • These 31 People Went To Jail And Lived To Text About It

    Have you ever gotten drunk AF, accidentally lit something (or yourself) on fire, mooned a cop, and got thrown in the drunk tank for a night of shame and sleeping it off? Let’s hope not, but sh*t happens and sometimes you find yourself making that inevitable phone call from jail. Let’s be real — going to jail sucks, […] More

  • 23 People Who Gave Their Partners The Best Orgasms Ever

    So sex, amirite?! It’s just AMAZING. Well, as long as you have a generous partner that won’t pull the ole hump-and-dump or be like “me first” and then “but, I’m so tired now.” PS YOU GUYS ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH. Every minute of sex if great if you have a dope partner, but […] More

  • 23 Greatest Things Ever Spoken To A Guy’s Member

    Even if some people consider it to be a little weird, a lot of people name their man parts. Sometimes it is a joke between friends or a couple, and the name just kind of sticks (sorry for naming your d*** Gloria, you know who you are). But sometimes you are gettin’ it on and […] More

  • 33 Siblings That Are Infinitely More Awesome Than Yours

    Sorry to all the only children out there, but siblings are just the tits. If you’ve got a good sibling, you’ve got a partner in crime and an ally to fight against your parents and shitty relatives. Some people are unlucky and don’t get cool siblings to bond with. They get a nark or mamas […] More

  • 21 Terrible People Who F*d Their Ex’s Sibling

    Have an ex that treated you like complete sh*t? Want to get sweet sweet revenge? Does your ex have a hot sibling? Have you figured out where I’m going with this? Nothing says revenge quite like f*cking your ex’s sibling. Sure, it may make you seem bitter and crazy, but if they cheated on you […] More

  • 27 Hilarious Stripper Stories That Are Worth The Ones

    Has there ever been anything more fun than grabbing your best pals, procuring some party favors, and hitting the strip club in a drunken celebratory stupor?! Of course not! That is, if you’re not drowning your sorrows on pervert row because your boo dumped you. If that’s the case, then go ask Diamond for a pity […] More

  • 35 Parents Who Definitely Should’ve Waited To Have Kids

      Ahh parents.. there’s no one quite like ’em. A lot of people get stuck with strict boring parents, but some of us get dope AF rents to drink and party with. Although we may think parents that smoke us out and encourage binge drinking are the tits, sometimes it’s a little weird having parents that […] More

  • 33 Times Drugs Made People Do The Dumbest Things

    Drugs can be a hit or miss. Sometimes they turn an otherwise dull evening into the night you called yourself a golden god and jumped into a pool from the roof. But sometimes drugs make people so f***ing stupid. Like stupid to the point where you stop in the middle of the road to let […] More

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