Collections of our favorite texts from TextsFromLastNight.com
New Year’s Eve — a time for resolutions, poppin’ bottles, and forgetting about all of the stupid sh*t you did last year. Well, you’re probably going to do the same stupid sh*t this year, but we can all just pretend that we’re going to be responsible, mature adults starting tomorrow (or next week or next month or never). […] More
People do the darndest things when they are high AF. They create delicious food combinations, become the laziest people in the world, and get hella paranoid and possibly freak da f*ck out. But if you’re the friend of a stoner, you have likely received hilarious texts that make you ask “dude, how high are you right […] More
For some people hooking up with a teacher is the ultimate fantasy. They dream of being bent over on top of their Professor’s desk and, who knows, maybe getting an A+ for high performance. Well for some, this fantasy came to life. Whether they did it with a current Professor, or later in life banged […] More
Remember that time you met a bunch of awesome chicks in the club bathroom and talked about the creepy people hitting on you for hours? Or just traded compliments until you felt like the prettiest girl at the prom? Well, maybe you don’t remember, but it’s definitely happened to you. We’ve all had that one […] More
Ah, December. A month of pure bliss and utter chaos. It is the most wonderful and stressful time of the year. Students have finals, parents have to entertain family and friends, and young adults have to spend what little money they have on tickets home. That s*** is SO rough on your wallet. The holidays are awesome, yet they […] More
Maybe you’re that free-spirit who takes five tequila shots and can’t be bothered to wear a shirt anymore. Maybe you’re the dude who needs to to let his nips feel the crisp, crisp breeze at all times. Or maybe you’re just too lazy (or drunk) to give AF. Either way, being topless is pretty f*cking fun. […] More
Everyone does lazy s*** every once in a while. We text someone that is in the next room because we don’t want to move, and we eat takeout from the to-go container because we just don’t want to deal with dishes. Well, sometimes we just can’t help it. We are ridiculously hungover or running on […] More
Remember that one time you were having sex with that girl and you brought up your mom and started to cry and then farted? Yeah, sorry to bring that up again, bro. While we can all agree that weird sh*t happens during sex, sometimes that weird becomes awkward that becomes 10 years of therapy and the […] More
No one knows you quite like your BFF. They have stuck around through all your BS and shitty f*** buddies, and are the only person that fully understands the REAL you. Like, the you that doesn’t shave above your knees and loves BOTH Sex and the City movies (yes, even #2). They do classic best bud […] More
Blacking out happens to the best of us. You wake up in the morning with a pounding headache, you have no idea where you are, and the panicked curiosity sets in shortly thereafter — “WTF did I do last night??” The night started out pretty reasonably. You had two vodka shots here, a few whiskey cokes there, […] More
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the era of booty calls, it was the era of ghosting. Being modern peeps, we are well versed in the art of modern dating (even though it sucks). We know how to swipe right on dem hotties, and swipe left on […] More
Periods aren’t all bad. HA! Who am I kidding — yes they are. But as women, we can collectively weep, laugh, scream, bleed, and eat our weight in Totino’s Pizza Rolls to feel better about having them. We jump for joy because we’re not pregnant, and then we jump into bed and stay there for three […] More
