Threesomes.

They’re awkward, messy, require two or more people (hello, lots of communication), and sometimes—just sometimes—they’re sexy.

But most of the time, they’re just way too… real.

So, we’ve pulled together 26 texts that accurately summarize your everyday threesome (well… sorta). Enjoy:

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