Lower temperatures mean the holidays are just around the corner which also means cuffing season is upon us. ‘Tis the neediest time of year when those of us who are single will be looking for someone to snuggle up and hibernate with until the spring. Anyone who truly understands the struggle of cuffing season will appreciate all of these tweets. Don’t judge, it gets lonely out there.
22.
apparently cuffing season has nothing to do with getting handcuffed to a bed. what a garbage season
— ryan (@ryanyeetz) September 1, 2017
21.
Y’all ain’t slick “shooting your shot”
It’s cold outside, which means it’s cuffing season, WHICH means you just wanna steal my hoodies.
I stay woke.
— Broderick Hunter (@BroderickHunter) December 1, 2017
20.
Me: I hate men I love being single
*weather drops below 70 degrees once*
Me: https://t.co/chQnbp1cwo— AQ (@jayceekay16) October 20, 2017
19.
ok i thought cuffing season meant cuffing ur pants to wear with boots in the fall & now i’m sad
— The Drakula (@EllyTheCoolDog) December 3, 2017
18.
If you are secretly in love with me and want to date me, now is the time to tell me b/c I have to tell my boss if I need a plus one for our holiday party by noon
— Katie Gilbreath⚡️ (@katiesue137) November 8, 2018
17.
its cuffing* season
*smiling with chapped lips and bleeding a little
— jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) October 18, 2018
16.
I don’t want a boyfriend but I do want someone to take photos of me pouting while I drink apple cider in my finest knitwear.
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) October 21, 2018
15.
At some point I messaged 15 tinder matches "pumpkin spice and chill?" so clearly I'm not in a good place to think rn
— The Classy Gay™ (@The_Classy_Gay) October 10, 2015
14.
LADIES: it's getting chilly out there, I️ know, but let's put cuffing season on hold for a lil. Don't fall for a dumbass because you wanna cuddle with someone, they have body pillows for that shit…I️ know this because my bf prefers his body pillow over me when we're in bed
— Loriana Fierimonte (@LFierimonte) December 6, 2017
13.
Cuffing season is a bust so i'm just going to rent myself out as a space heater.
— DomTheBombDotCom (@dominickatm1) November 8, 2018
12.
Bein single cool until it get cold out and you gotta start cuddling your ankles
— Devontae (@JustDevontae) December 26, 2016