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Dads Are Ridiculous And These 29 Tweets Prove It

by Alex Cogen

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What's 2 and a half feet tall, just tall enough to reach the edge of the counter, and loves to take one single bite off the top of each of a dozen banana muffins while dad's preoccupied with work on his computer? #dadfail #mufinface #shessodangcute #hardtogetmad #breakfast #dadlife #toneandtighten

A post shared by Jared Beckstrand (@tone_and_tighten) on Jul 22, 2014 at 9:06am PDT

The worst kinds of people are the ones that eat the oreo filling and then put the chocolate back. HEAR THAT DAD?

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2 sets of bunk beds in our kids themed hotel room. King bed in the other room. I get stuck in a bottom bunk with my 4 year old. #dadproblems

— Tim Lang (@Langerbanger26) May 2, 2016

STOP SPOONING ME. I DON’T WANT TO BE HERE.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.