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Dads Are Ridiculous And These 29 Tweets Prove It

by Alex Cogen

29.

The best part of using a Capri-Sun as a cocktail mixer is how it comes with that little stir straw.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 14, 2016

“Do you think I could have a hit of that juice box?”

“We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook!”

30.

I wish I could take a 12 minute power nap in the middle of the afternoon then effortlessly stay awake 6 hours past my bedtime like my kid.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 13, 2016

Please, Daddy just wants you to go the fuck to sleep.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.