33.
[At dinner]
Daughter: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat?
Me: Probably like 90%
D: So it's 10% balls?
Me: *spits out food*— Tim (@Playing_Dad) January 3, 2016
Can’t believe she had the (meat)balls to say that! #dadjokes
34.
He better PROMise never to do that again. #dadjokes