9.
[checking on the flowers]
3-year-old: I told all my friends at daycare we have planted pot.
Me: You mean potted plants.
3:
Oh God.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 10, 2016
But do DAY even CARE? #dadjokes
10.
Wife: Is breakfast ready yet?
Me: You can't rush home cooking.
Wife: You're making Pop-Tarts.
Me: I forgot to plug in the toaster.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 7, 2016
Cooking is really hard.