12.
5-year-old: Does the dog belong to Mom?
Me: Technically, he's mine. I own him.
5: Well, Mom owns you.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 1, 2016
It’s the circle of life.
13.
3-year-old: Did you brush the baby’s teeth?
Me: She doesn’t have any teeth.
3: You should have brushed them better.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 30, 2016
Ain’t fuckin with no baby dentures.