20+ Jokes For Everybody Who Can Barely Get Through The Day Without Rolling Their Eyes

Some people are filled with rainbows and sunshine. Others, however, have decided to forgo the sunshine-y goodness in favor of all things dark, twisted and just a little bit despicable. Instead of leaping at the opportunity to meet new people, we prefer to stand in the corner and silently judge. Rather than waking up and greeting the day with a smile, we ooze out of bed like comforter-covered slugs. And, if we have the opportunity to make a sarcastic remark, we don’t just take it — we relish it.

We are the dark, demented, sarcastic cynics in this world, and honestly? Considering the way things are going these days, who can actually blame us?

If you are also secretly a moody, April Ludgate-like presence in the world, then these jokes are for you. Maybe you can print them out and put them on your dungeon wall.

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