These 19 Texts Prove Tinder Is Where Bad Pickup Lines Go To Die

4. When all else fails, just have a conversation with yourself.

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5. A domestic fantasy gone wrong.

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6. This guy’s clearly hoping that if it goes badly, you’ll just do him all over again. 

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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.