This Dr. Who Fan Trolled A Drunk Dude In The Funniest Way Possible

Drunk texts? They happen. Hitting up the wrong number? Also not unheard of.

But between the day-to-day minutiae of everyday (night) life, who would have guessed that both distinct possibilities would converge to produce the greatest single instance of trolling known to man?

Certainly not us. Luckily, when the world’s funniest “Dr. Who” fan received an anonymous text from a drunken sender, she decided to roll with it and do exactly what The Doctor himself would do: enlist the person’s help in fighting the angels.

The rest, as they say, is history. (Unless of course The Doctor travels back in time to change the course of events as they now appear.)

If you’re not familiar with the BBC science fiction drama in question, don’t fret. The hero of this saga explains all the finer plot points to the uninitiated drunkard, right down to the police call box-shaped “tarsiddd???” and the basics of time travel.

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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.