Being a freshman is the worst — everyone hates you for no reason, you can’t hold your alcohol, you have no idea where you’re going on campus, and you’re annoyingly eager to please. Just, like, go away.
As a freshman, you’re probably going to get yourself into some pretty stupid sh*t. You get too drunk at a party, you f*ck that gross dude at the frat, and you definitely don’t know how to play it cool. It’s also really, really, really easy to take advantage of first year college kids. So freshman, WATCH OUT. Just make sure you smell that “weed” before buying it, or else might be stuck with some really expensive oregano.
While there are a lot of things about being a freshman that monumentally suck — dorms, orientation, RAs, your roommate f*cking that dude in the bed right next to you — you’re still at college, away from your parents, learning about cool sh*t, and perfecting the art of beer bongs.