13.
main account vs private account pic.twitter.com/u4n6xW1A2S
— mia (@20PESONOSEBLEED) April 17, 2018
12.
I was just tryna record myself lookin cute and then..??♀️ pic.twitter.com/MIuRRwruK3
— ✨ (@ninagaloree) April 27, 2018
11.
good work, everybody pic.twitter.com/Df5yrfM9Wm
— lafix (@lafix) April 17, 2018
10.
You howl all you want Charleston, honey pic.twitter.com/Cv5bLk0ogh
— halloqueen ☾ (@jegan__mones) April 30, 2018
9.
Bless me father for I have sinned, I keep singing the bare naked ladies.
Priest: how long has it been since your last confession
Me: it's been…— Sarah Jones (@SarahJonesVent) April 17, 2018
8.
biting into BOTH nature valley granola bars at once while i make eye contact with my coworkers
— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) April 30, 2018
7.
me, paying a library fine i could have easily avoided if only i were better organised pic.twitter.com/Uc5xnzvP3k
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) April 30, 2018
6.
it happened to me: i accidentally went live on instagram for 5 seconds and now my hands wont stop sweating
— Sarah Hagi (@geekylonglegs) May 3, 2018
5.
https://twitter.com/AlissaNutting/status/986011656626098177
4.
my mum: why is your bed soaking wet
me thinking about the 9 unsuccessful attempts to get the cat to drink water out of my cupped hands at 2am: i peed. that is pee— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) April 15, 2018
3.
Most guys: send noodes
My boyfriend: pic.twitter.com/OX02C1FyLu— sarah marie cintron (@sarahmcintron) May 2, 2018
2.
Walked out into my backyard & overheard the neighbors arguing in their hot tub. So I was like, “Can you guys start over so I can see whose side I’m on?”
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 30, 2018
1.
dough: a bread, an uncooked bread
ray: of sun that cooks the bread
me: a gal who eats the bread
fa: ther also eats the bread
so: da bread’s a kind of bread
la: vash is another bread
tea: a drink. anyway, bread!
that will bring us back to dough— rachel axler (@rachelaxler) May 1, 2018