26. I feel ya, sista. You’re not alone.
27. I must have missed that chapter…
28. Some people just want a little caffeine and appreciation.
29. I wouldn’t say ‘simple’ but wow, options for days!
30. Unicorn fraps, unicorn craps. Seems normal.
So next time you decide to hit up your favorite Starbucks maybe try to top the record for the most expensive drink. Maybe study up a bit on your secret menu, I mean the possibilities legit seem endless. I have a feeling the trappuccino isn’t real, sadly. If it is best to believe I’m going to give it a go. What’s the worst that can happen? Lil Wayne is doing alright, right? Maybe we shouldn’t be mixing codeine with our coffees. Just stick to the unicorn frappuccino, enjoy these hilarious Tumblr posts and call it a day.