This Guy Chased the Subway Every Day and the Most Unexpected Thing Happened

NOW THEY’RE ENGAGED! Dang, they’re moving fast (lol get it).

And then they have the most romantic wedding on the face of the earth.

Already knocked up? They didn’t even show the sex! Why am I even here?!

Aw the little baby going along for the ride. That seems safe.

Now they’re just a boring old couple. Who reads anymore anyways?

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.