4. Poo Eagle (n.)
A predatory bird that looks deceptively glorious in flight in order to shit on unsuspecting beach-goers and anyone having a remotely good day.
“And just as I was walking up to the building I got distracted and subsequently shat on by a Poo Eagle with no time to change—but I promise, sir, I am still the most-qualified candidate for the job.”
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5. Danger Noodle (n.)
A cobra that you’ve only seen in movies that fucked up your cousin once when he taunted it at the zoo.
“What do you mean you can’t find the Danger Noodle, isn’t he in his ca—HOLY SHIT CATHERINE DON’T MOVE IT JUST SLITHERED BEHIND THE SOFA.”
6. Trash Panda (n.)
A spotted, mask-wearing mammal that doubles as a messy camp garbage disposal.
“Carl, didn’t I ask you to seal the lid on that trash before we went to bed? Now the trash pandas are having a field day and our tent smells like rotting hamburger meat!”
