18 Reasons Living Alone Is Better Than Sex

7. There’s no need for small talk when your roommate’s new ‘friend’ spends the night.

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8. And you don’t have to feel self-conscious about your booty calls, either.

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9. For that matter, you can have sex as loud as you want!

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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.