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18 Reasons Living Alone Is Better Than Sex

10. You can get drunk by yourself on a Tuesday and no one can judge you (mostly because they’ll never know).

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11. You don’t have to close the door when you go to the bathroom (or shower).

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12. You don’t have to clean up after anyone else.

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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.