18 Reasons Living Alone Is Better Than Sex

16. You can play your guilty pleasure music as loud as you want.

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17. You’ll never feel obligated to take care of your too-drunk-to-function roomie, because, duh, you don’t have one.

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18. The entire apartment is a pants-free zone.

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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.