humor 18 Reasons Living Alone Is Better Than Sex by Mary McCaw 16. You can play your guilty pleasure music as loud as you want. Image via Miss Malini 17. You’ll never feel obligated to take care of your too-drunk-to-function roomie, because, duh, you don’t have one. Image via BU Now 18. The entire apartment is a pants-free zone. Image via WordPress Page 6 of 6Previous 123456Next post Written by Mary McCaw Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.