Even though I’m 90% sure I’m lactose intolerant, that’s not gonna stop me from cracking open a cold chocolate milk with the boys. Mac and cheese, Go-gurt, cereal and milk, cheese, queso, cheese, fondue, cheese. These are the things I am not willing to let leave my life, even if it does cost me immense stomach pain, hours on the toilet, and potential years off my life. Give me dairy, or give me death.
