dating

Men Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On a Woman’s Dating Profile

16.

If you can’t handle me at my didliest you don’t deserve me at my doodliest.

17.

Any typical signs of immaturity, poor spelling/grammar, or saying they hate drama because that almost always means they are drama.

18.

“I love to laugh.” No shit. I’ve never met anyone that doesn’t like to laugh.

19.

“Treat me like a princess!” always makes me chuckle. First of all, why do you think you deserve such treatment? Then, do you know how princesses nowadays are treated? Like totally normal women in most countries, and like broodmares and commodities in others. You want to be a Disney princess? Get a job at Disneyland.

20.

It amazes me how everyone looking for a date online is “very down to earth.”

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.