19 Parents Who Had The Best Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

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My dad walked in on my boyfriend playing with my boobs (over shirt) when I was 18, and my boyfriend quickly jerked his hands back. My dad smiled and laughed and said, “I saw what you were doing there”, and then walked out. I thought for sure he was going to kill me, so my boyfriend and I were terrified to leave the room. When we did, nothing happened. Didn’t see that coming, considering my dad is a very large angry man.

9.

I had just moved into my new place on my own. So I’m sitting there smoking a joint with a friend. Suddenly I see my grandfather walking up to the door and of course he just walks in, right as I’m throwing everything into the coffee table drawer. He takes a look around, obviously he has caught us in the act. He says “That’s a hard smell to hide, but you don’t have to hide it from me!”

10.

I had an edible & did the half & half method. Half hour goes by, nothing. 2 hours, nothing. Not wanting to waste my money, I eat the rest of it. 7 minutes later it suddenly hit & I was ROCKED. I had to go home so I walked back. I walk inside & immediately go up to my room. My mom yells up to me to come down for dinner. I knew I couldn’t be seen like this. I yelled back that I didn’t feel well & was going to sleep. She runs upstairs & I try to burrow in my bed so she can’t see my eyes. After rolling me over against my will, she looks at me, says nothing & walks out. 10 minutes later my dad & mom walk in. Interrogation begins. My mom starts screaming at me & storms out. My dad sits there for a couple seconds longer, smiles & winks at me, then walks out.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.