19 Parents Who Had The Best Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

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My dad caught me busting a nut to a fake-nude picture of Jennifer Lopez when I was 13. He said, “I don’t care what you look at, or do, just don’t let mom catch you, or we both lose the internet.” So I continued to masturbate to fake celebrity nude pictures, cover ops style. Mom never found out.

15.

Accidentally left a bong (still containing water) on our patio after having the house to myself for a week. Parents asked whose it was and I told them it was my friend’s. “Did you try it?” “Yer.” “Did you like it?” “Was alright.” Pretty much left it at that. My parents are fucking awesome.

16.

Couple months ago a girl came over to my house, we ended up getting it on. Near the end, I heard a knock on my door. My dad walked in, she was on top of me and we were going at it. He smiled, laughed, and walked away. He has never said anything about it again. It ruined the moment, I wanted to finish she put on her clothes and hid under my bed. For three hours.. I watched the Big Lebowski. It was was a strange moment, and I learned my dad didn’t care at all. Good times.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.