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19 Parents Who Had The Best Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

17.

My mother caught me when I was dropped back off at home. I was 16 and my vision was destroyed by that Keefe and she just said “you hungry my little stoner?”

18.

My father caught me smoking pot once. It was kinda awkward. He was insistent about dropping my little sister off to me somewhere. I kept trying to find an excuse for him to not. Anyway, he shows up and asks me why I was squinting. Apparently, because it’s “hot and cold out” wasn’t the correct response. I lied to him.. told him it was the first time. He gave me his middle school science award because I had started experimenting. I still have it.

19.

My dad walked in on me once when I was wacking it in the bathroom. I don’t think he realized what I was doing for about 45 seconds so I was just awkwardly standing there butt ass naked because I was going to take a shower afterwards. He finally left and I heard him laugh a little bit and proceeded to tell me that my allowance was on my end table.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.