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25 Lucky People Confess The Stupidest Way They Got Laid

17.

I tried the, “Nice shoes, wanna bang?” line six times in one night. Worked the last time.

18.

At a party, I drank a girl’s liquor without asking permission. She came up to me as I was pouring myself some and said “Hey that’s mine.” I said, “Well then let’s drink it together.” We ended up together in bed later that night.

19.

I had a particular sweater in college that looked really good on me. It had blue stripes that just perfectly matched my eye color and fit perfectly and even hid that I was super skinny a little bit. My friends jokingly called it my “fuck me sweater”. I wore it on most of my first dates and had moderate success. One time, I wore it to the bar on a random friday in the fall and my friends were giving me shit for it. They kept loudly saying shit like “Great, watch out women, all are powerless in the presence of Anon in his fuck-me sweater.” Finally, after about 10 or 15 mins of randomly saying shit like this loudly, a very attractive girl seated behind me at another table stood up and said “Okay, hold on, let me see this sweater.” So I stood up, turned in a little circle, and she smiled and paid her bill and we left the bar for bone-town.

20.

Bought a girl a milkshake during college orientation. 5 years later, we got married. And that’s the story of how I got laid.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.