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These People Have Harsh Truths For Members Of The Opposite Sex

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Masturbation is not cheating. Fantasies/dreams are not cheating. And for god sakes, just because you had a dream where I fucked your mom in the ass doesn’t mean that I actually did it or would even WANT to.

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Being nice isn’t good enough. People are supposed to be nice.

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Guys who are afraid of period sex: chances are, you’ve probably had period sex.

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Girls, you are someone’s reason to masturbate, whether you like it or not.

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Men: I don’t care about your penis, so please stop sending me photos of them unless I have asked for one.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.