We all have secrets. Some are big, some are small, but we’ve all got ’em. We recently scoured through several Reddit threads to find some of the biggest secrets people have been keeping inside.
1. Daaaaaaaaaaamn
Woman I was going to marry cheated on me after 6 years together. 6 months later the guy she cheated on me with won the lottery, $80 million. They have now been together for 5 years. I try to act like it doesn’t bother me but truth is, it eats me up inside. I no longer believe in karma.
2. Terrible Secret
A friend of mine killed herself when we were younger and no one knew why. It was because her dad molested us when we were kids, and we never told anyone.
3. Hate Kids
I have a PhD in elementary and early childhood education. I’d rather get my teeth drilled than step into an elementary school classroom.
5. Brownie Fiend
I baked, and ate an entire pan of brownies tonight. My tummy feels weird.
6. Be Normal
I wish I knew how to not be so weird and have friends.
7. Just Listen
I’ve talked two people down from suicide on separate occasions. I haven’t spoken about it because it’s not my place to share the lowest points in their lives and in the most cliche way, it didn’t take any special skill or quick thinking, the main thing they both needed was someone to listen and to care. Anyone could have done it.
8. No Love
I don’t want to get married and/or have kids. In fact, I don’t think I ever want to be in a relationship ever again.
I’m a man btw, but the pressure is still mounting from all sides. This isn’t some post breakup depressive thinking, this is something that’s been stewing in my mind since I was old enough to date. I only started because the stigma of being made fun of outweighed what happiness I would’ve felt on my own.
I’ve been called selfish by a select few people I’ve mentioned this to. Maybe I am, but I simply am no longer willing to put in the effort anymore.
9. Don’t Call Dave
I have had enough of being the “go to guy” that everyone calls to come help them, but never, ever invites me for a beer, or a meal, to their parties….
Need your plumbing fixed? Call Dave
Car won’t start and need a jump start at 6am? Call Dave
Need to borrow a power tool? Dave will have that.
Want a lift to the airport? Oh and be picked up when you get back? Of course Dave will do it.
You need a hand shifting a ton of old patio into the skip? Dave will help.
Your gutter’s leaking and you don’t like going up ladders? Well Dave’s got some, he’ll put the roof bars on his car and drive them round and go up and fix your gutter.
Having a barbecue? Don’t mention it to Dave.
Having a New Years Party? Dave’s not invited.
Having a hog roast for your 40th and everyone’s invited? Just don’t mention it to Dave please. But one of your number thought this was wrong and forwarded the email me.
Not any more. Do your own work.
Roger, I know I said I’d pick you and the wife up from the airport on Wednesday. Hope you have enough for a taxi because we live a long way from the airport and there are no trains. And there won’t be any Dave on Wednesday at 7am.
10. So. Creepy.
I have a stalker and recently discovered he’s shopping around to have a life size plush made of me for himself. I am beyond creeped out.
