Does your bed store more clothes than your closet? Do you show up to work meetings with chocolate on your face? Do you look like you just stabbed someone to death every time you eat spaghetti?
Then you’re in luck.
You see, the slobs of the world have come together and invented incredible technologies to make life easier. These products are affordable, creative, and a must-have for any true slop-monster.
32. Can’t drink wine like a normal adult? Try out these sippy-cup style wine tumblers.
You’ll probably still find a way to spill it on your white shirt, but at least you’re trying.
31. Oh, and you bet your sloppy ass there’s a beer version as well.
Drink like a baby while you get drunk like an adult! It’s the best of both worlds.
30. For those inevitable stains, there are these nifty instant stain removers.
29. Stay clean and classy with this adult bibs.
Literally, no one will be able to tell you’re not really wearing a 3 piece suit.
28. Clothes constantly wrinkled? Then this little steamer is a must-have.
With a 90-second heat up time and 120ml capacity, this little bad boy pumps out a full 6 minutes of steam. That’s enough to straighten out the days outfit with time leftover to clear your sinuses!
27. You’ll never have to worry about spilling wine again with this combo stopper/pourer.
Not only do they seal in the wine’s freshness, they also keep you from panicking when you knock the bottle off your coffee table and onto your rug several times.
26. And when you somehow find a way to spill it anyway, just grab some of these wine-wipes.
They’re made with natural ingredients and come in a sleek, sexy package. Just like you! 😉
25. Stop trippin! Literally, with these no-tie shoelaces.
Perfect for when you’re drunk and a little klutzy or totally sober and a little klutzy.
24. Painting your house? You need this pouring paint lid.
Unless you want to stare at a green spot on your hardwood floors forever. Trust me.
23. Ever heard of the Staybowlizer?
No, it’s not a hemorrhoid donut. It’s a stabilizer for your mixing bowls, so you can toss a salad without getting dressing all over the floor and lettuce all under the stove.
Go ahead and keep salad tossing jokes to yourself, please.