32 Useful Products For Anyone Who’s Sloppy AF

12. Is your keyboard filled with crumbs from the 90’s? Get a keyboard you can straight-up wash.

Also handy for when you spill beer on it. Or when you want to shower with your keyboard.

11. Or just get this adorable keyboard brush.

Because flinging crumbs out of your keyboard and onto the floor is technically cleaning.

10. Listen to me. Get a shower caddy.

Stop wasting your life knocking things off the edge of the tub when you have soap in your eyes. Your best self awaits.

9. Chips and salsa are a lot of responsibility. Until now.

This bowl makes the journey from chip to salsa to mouth a whole lot easier. It comes in multiple colors and will save you a whole lot of additional stress when you’re already stressed out about the Mets game.

8. Keep the kitchen clean with this amazing and versatile cutting board.

It adheres to the counter, folds for easy transfer of ingredients, and has a juice groove. I call “Juice Groove” as my band name! I call it.

7. Hair look like you just got electrocuted? Not a problem if you have this hot air brush.

6. Hate mopping but love dragging your feet? Try out these mop-shoes.

You can clean your house without even getting a mop. Wear them to parties! You’ll look awesome and can clean up every spill. Instant hero status.

5. If your screens are all covered in fingerprints, you should check out these electronics wipes.

Perfect for leaving a streak-free shine on your TV, computer, phone, tablet, and face. (Okay, not your face.)

4. Free up workspace clutter with this quirky pen and clip holder.

Just stab your pens right in there! Go ahead!

3. Or you can drape your paper clips all over this weird grey head.

I think it’s supposed to be Einstein? What do I know?

2. Never misplace your keys again with this cool key holder dude.

His name is Pete and he can hold up to 30 keys! Sure he may be bald and wearing bell-bottoms, but he’ll never let you down.

1. With this makeup and hair protector, you never have to worry about rubbing makeup on over the head garments.

It may look weird, but no weirder than having makeup all over your collar, right?