21 Wine Products Every Wine Lover Needs Right F*cking Now

Life is pretty f*cking sh*tty. In fact, life sucks. Don’t let anyone tell you it’s all sunshine and rainbows because – it’s not. And, because of this well-known fact, alcohol was invented to sooth all of our depressed, poor, pathetic souls. Everyone has a drink of choice. Some like whiskey, some like vodka, some like those really gross malted beverages that we drank when we were 13. But, if you’re looking for something to ease your sorrows and wind you down – you obviously need a glass – or bottle – of wine. If you’re a wine lover or looking to get a wine lover the best gift – look no further.

1. Oster Cordless Electric Wine Bottle Opener with Foil Cutter

This electric bottle opener is wireless (thank God) and also cuts through that obnoxious foil that’s always on the top of wine bottles. Plus, it won’t break the cork in half – which, I’ve done embarrassingly at a dinner party. Get it on Amazon.

2. Wine Condoms Wine and Beverage Bottle Stoppers

So, if you’re not an alcoholic and only drink a glass or two of wine at a time – you don’t want to ruin your entire bottle. Wine condoms solve all of your problems by allowing your wine to stay fresh – and yet breathe at the same time. Get them on Amazon.

3. Bring Me Some Wine Socks

Bring me some wine socks will give anyone the right message – especially your husband when he’s in the dog house and needs to be reminded of ways to please you. Get them on Amazon.

4. Wine Bottle Cork Lights

If you re-cork your wine and want it to look festive and wonderful, grab these cork lights that will light up a room and make it extra romantic. Grab them on Amazon.

5. The Wine Rack

Quite possibly the best gift anyone can receive, it’s a bra that has a wine pouch inside of it, so you can sit on the couch while binging Netflix and drink right out of your sports bra. Seriously, the best invention I’ve seen to date. Get it on Amazon.

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