13.
me: i’m a graphic design student
katy: oh cool what do you do
me: study graphic design@katyperry pls hire me— reneé ?? (@HighwayKatyCorn) November 8, 2018
12.
I told Geri Halliwell that "Believe" by Cher was the best song of the 90s and she was not impressed
— Venus As A Boy (@scocialnetwork) November 6, 2018
11.
*at venice beach*
Kobe Bryant:
Me: oh wow you hit on my mom twice
Bryant: … https://t.co/As8ZjHrd74— ???????? (@VERSACEPAPl) November 8, 2018
10.
Me: wow you're tall. even though i'm not a teen anymore i had a growth spurt like last month.
taylor swift, rolling with it: me too, and i'm 23. we must be late developers.— kira #reptoursydney (@krenderson) November 8, 2018
9.
“Can i see your ID?” To all the members of 5SOS cause they were buying movie tickets to an rated R movie.
— Veronica. (@pixiveroo) November 8, 2018
8.
me to @BarackObama: “so do you like your swimming pool?”
— lexi (@LexiMcCarthy4) November 8, 2018
7.
I said HUG ME BROTHA to josh peck and all he did was chuckle uncomfortably. He did not hug me brother https://t.co/CyvSzbvm0J
— mac (@kenziecoffman) November 8, 2018
6.
Me: “…sneak hug!”
My mom: “Are you kidding me right now?”
Thank god he laughed. Still don’t know if it was at the quote or my mom yelling at me @zachbraff pic.twitter.com/nBI75eFv97— Eryn (@Eryn_NotErin) November 8, 2018
5.
camila said “how are you?” and I said “im going to pee myself” KSKSKSKSK
— majo (@liketobecamiIa) November 8, 2018
4.
I glared at @AdamSandler and grunted when he asked me a question because I was at a gym in St. Augustine and I was like why’s this man near my squat rack
— kegs (@kegelmonster) November 8, 2018
3.
I asked Tyler the creator what he was doing for thanksgiving
— mia (@judesflower) November 8, 2018
2.
got wasted & crashed a comic con afterparty at a nyc rooftop bar: ended up drinking and ordering shots for Seth green and Macaulay Culkin.
I thumbed war Macaulay drunk and said that he "had prettier hands than mine: with his blue nail polish and numerous rings on."#mortified pic.twitter.com/X5oYc4EmN4
— hello (@lmerh) November 8, 2018
1.
one time i told someone she had a fluffy dog, about 4 seconds later i relized i was talking to Taraji P Henson
— Madisyn Renbarger (@madisynashley13) November 8, 2018