18+ Teachers and Students Share the Most Sarcastic Responses They’ve Ever Heard at School

6. Hello

We had a teacher that would always threaten to phone our home if we were misbehaving, but she promptly stopped after this:

Teacher: “What would your mother say if I called home right now?”

Student: “She would say hello.”

7. Crap

I’m not a teacher, but I had a friend in school who was always pretty dramatic. She actually did have IBS though. So we’re in this teacher’s class and she keeps asking to use the bathroom.

The teacher says no and my friend’s like, “I have IBS though!” and the teacher is like, “Tell me what those initials mean and I will let you go.”

So she screams “IT MEANS I HAVE TO CRAP” and takes off out of the room.

8. “Hey, ma”

In high school one of my teachers was having a disagreement with a student. I can’t remember what it was about but finally the teacher ask him if she wanted her to call his mother. The student replies, “Do it then. My mama will agree with me too.”

The teacher then asks him to leave her class. He goes, “You know what I’m gonna call my mom for you.”

He then whips out his cell phone and calls his mom on speaker. “Hey, ma, this teacher want to talk to you.”

The whole class just lost it.