Let’s face it–not every woman is able to get to their standing O without a little help from their friends. Sure, men/women can count as friends, but there’s absolutely nothing quite like getting a little help from a battery-operated toy that knows your pleasure zone better than anyone you’ve ever dated.
And, there’s no better feeling than knowing that 99.9% of the rest of the female population also appreciates their buzzing beauty as much as you do–and, are proud of it. Ladies, let me hear it one time for God’s greatest gift to all–the vibrator.
24.
Hey men: don't fret.
Vibrators can't kill spiders or pick up a pizza on the way home.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) August 6, 2014
23.
My clit watching me grab my vibrator for the fourth time today pic.twitter.com/t5HWJHK0XY
— Lakynn (@shayfromonlin3) November 18, 2017
22.
Thank you for loving me even though I’m emotionally unstable.
– Me, to my vibrator.
— ＥＶＥ (@EveInFlow) November 8, 2018
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my mum left a Superdrug receipt in the bag with my jeans and there’s a fucking vibrator on it pic.twitter.com/1xTxHHpqY8
— lauren (@aesthetickatya) November 12, 2017
20.
Don’t call yourself a socialist until you buy all your friends vibrators so you can all prosper equally. In reality democracy isn’t the best economic solution #honeys yes i would be #GREAT dictator
— Kristiana Kuqi (@KristianaKuqi) November 9, 2018
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i skipped breakfast today cos was running late for work but made sure i carefully washed my vibrator from the night before so it’s all nice and ready for future me and this tweet should pretty much tell you everything you need to know about me
— Mithila Phadke (@PhadkeTai) July 30, 2018
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TSA: We need to search your bag, ma'am. Would you prefer a private screening?
Me: No, that's OK.
TSA: Are you SURE you don't want a private screening?
Me: Yes.
TSA: …
Me: You're asking because of the vibrators. Not a problem. Let's do this so I can catch my flight.
— Lunabelle ?I LIKE BIG TOYS AND I CANNOT LIE? (@ninjasexology) October 29, 2018
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M: *drunk* This vibrator isn't working.
H: *from another room* HAS ANYONE SEEN THE REMOTE?
— ?ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ? (@3sunzzz) November 18, 2017
16.
I wonder if you could get arthritis from using your vibrator to much ????♀️ #goodvibes #love #sex
— hoe_my_god (@BrokeClassy) November 9, 2018
15.
AS THE GUILLOTINE SLIDES TOWARDS MY NECK, I PRODUCE A TINY VIBRATOR I'VE BEEN HIDING IN MY PUSSY AND ACTIVATE IT WITH MY PELVIC FLOOR. ONE LAST NUT
— merritt k (@merrittk) May 12, 2018