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Some People Actually Think These Things Feel Better Than Sex

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If you’ve had sex, then you know how utterly fantastic it can make you feel. And if you’ve never had toe-curling, passionate, enthusiastic sex? Well — that really f*cking sucks and I’m so sorry for your loss. You need to find some better people to f*ck.

It’s biologically hardwired in our brains for sex to feel so good because if it felt like rubbing an elbow into a knee crevice — well — the human race would probably fail to survive. Unless you’re into some kinky elbow sh*t, then go on with your bad self! However, there are some things, some moments, some physical experiences that people around the Internet find to be better than humping and orgasming, and that’s just really f*cking nuts to me. But hey, to each their own.

Maybe it’s the shiver you get up your spine when you finally take a much needed pee. Or maybe it’s the feeling you get right after taking a huge dump. OR perhaps it’s the feeling you get when being held in the arms of the one you love. Nah — these people are all crazy and I’d much prefer getting licked, pounded, and kissed while melting into the sweaty and sticky body of a lover. But that’s just me.

These crazy people thing these things actually feel better than sex:


1.

Closing your browser window with 283 tabs after completing an assignment.

2.

When you really need to pee and then you pee.

3.

Turning your alarm off because you don’t have work tomorrow and can sleep in.

4.

The exhaustion you feel when lying in bed after a day of hard physical work, after a nice, warm shower, right before you fall asleep.

5.

Your pet coming into your room without you forcing them.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.