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22 Songs People Improved By Replacing All Occurrences of the Words “I”, “Me”, and “My” With “Greg”

Have you ever had fun replacing popular lyrics with some of your own? Well, these AskReddit users replaced all occurrences of “Me,” “I,” “My,” etc. with the name “Greg” and boy, were the results hilarious. Read on to pick your favorite!

#1. It Wasn’t Greg

But she caught Greg on the counter (It wasn’t Greg)

But she caught Greg on the counter (It wasn’t Greg)

Saw Greg bangin’ on the sofa (It wasn’t Greg)

Greg even had her in the shower (It wasn’t Greg)

She even caught Greg on camera (It wasn’t Greg)

She saw the marks on Greg’s shoulder (It wasn’t Greg)

Heard the words that Greg told her (It wasn’t Greg)

Heard the scream get louder (It wasn’t Greg)

She stayed until it was over

#2. What Is Love?

What is love?

Baby don’t hurt Greg

Don’t hurt Greg

No more

#3. That’s Not Greg’s Name

They call Greg ‘Bell’

They call Greg ‘Stacey’

They call Greg ‘her’

They call Greg ‘Jane’

That’s not Greg’s name

That’s not Greg’s name

That’s not Greg’s name

That’s not Greg’s name

#4. Greg’s A Bitch

Greg’s a bitch, Greg’s a lover, Greg’s a child, Greg’s a mother

Greg’s a sinner, Greg’s a saint, Greg do not feel ashamed

Greg’s your hell, Greg’s your dream, Greg’s nothing in between

You know you wouldn’t want it any other way

#5. Wannabe

Sooooo tell Greg what you want, what you really really want

Greg’ll tell you what Greg wants, what Greg really really wants

Greg wanna huh Greg wanna huh Greg wanna huh Greg wanna huh

Greg wanna really really really really wan

na zig-a-zig ahhhhh

#6. Greg’s Still Jenny From The Block

Don’t be fooled by the rocks that Greg’s got

Greg’s still, Greg’s still Jenny from the block

#7. Greg Wants To Dance With Somebody

Yeah Greg wants to dance with somebody,

Greg wants to feel the heat with somebody.

Yeaaah Greg wants to dance with somebody,

With somebody who loves Greg.