Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

5.

No description of themselves other than “Anything you want to know, just ask.” If you can’t come up with a few sentences to describe what you think is interesting or important to know about yourself, then I can guess at what type of person you are and it’s not someone I want to spend time with.

6.

“I’m mature for my age.” The last time I saw this, the guy told me to kill myself because I told him to stop messaging me. I had rejected him three times at that point, one of them being a list of reasons why I wasn’t into him that he asked for.

7.

The biggest red flag I ever saw on a profile was when a friend of mine showed me some of the women on there, one of them was my wife.

8.

“I’m past the bad boys and losers..” When I saw that line in dating profiles I always interpreted it as a girl saying “I don’t have very much experience with healthy relationships, I would not know exactly what to do with an emotionally well adjusted guy, I will probably get bored if you want a healthy relationship.”

9.

“Sapiosexual.” Hey, we all like smart people. But anytime I see someone use the term, I know they will have their head up their ass.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.