humor 14 Euphemisms for Masturbation That Might Be A Little TOO Creative by Mary McCaw 7. Punching the clown. Image via Blogspot Wait, what? 8. Polishing the bishop. Image via Giphy 9. Firing the protein rifle. Image via Giphy Page 3 of 5Previous 12345Next Written by Mary McCaw Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.
