humor 14 Euphemisms for Masturbation That Might Be A Little TOO Creative by Mary McCaw 10. Choking the chicken. Image via Giphy Nice visual. 11. Five against one. Image via Giphy 12. Playing nature’s joystick. Image via Giphy Whatever you say, dude. Page 4 of 5Previous 12345Next Written by Mary McCaw Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.
