You’ll Die Laughing When You Hear These 19 Bizarre Funeral Requests

7. “At my funeral I want everyone to tell the worst or best joke I’ve told them. And by the end everyone will remember why they hated or loved me. And if you cry it should be with a smile and not with a frown.”

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8. “At my funeral I want everyone to get rip roaring drunk on tequila and I want them to all puke and remember me while they clutch the toilet and make bad decisions.”

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9. “At my funeral, I’d like there to be a piñata so that people can be happy. But fill it with bees so they’re not too happy.”

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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.