The 23 Craziest Things People Have Done To Nipples

Nipples are hella delicate and should be treated with the utmost care. Sure, it’s fun to tug on those bad boys while banging, but when playtime is over, it’s time to treat those pepperonis like the precious commodities that they are.

But some people don’t give their nips the TLC they deserve. They light them on fire, staple them, and cover them in hella hot cheese.

And sure, nipple piercings are sexy and dope, but for the love of god, don’t pierce your own nips. Like, for instance, when out camping in the middle of nowhere. And maybe don’t pierce your friend’s nipples when you are high or drunk AF and have ZERO experience piercing things.

So learn from these people’s mistakes. Treat yo nips right, ’cause who knows, you might actually need them one day.

These 25 people did some crazy things to nipples:


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Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.