21 Times Gordon Ramsay Was An Absolute, Unrivaled Savage

Gordon Ramsay. A chef whose cooking acumen is matched only by his creativity when it comes to absolutely destroying the dishes and egos of would-be chefs around the world. Sure, you’ve probably heard of the infinitely iconic “idiot sandwich” dig, but have you ever heard Ramsay call a baby “ugly,” or refer to a mound of rice as “a boob”? If not, boy are you in for a treat!

21. When he likened a contestant’s sauce to seagull splatter:

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20. When he psyched out a contestant in the most ego-destroying way possible:

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19. When he flabbergasted a restaurant owner by saying her fish sandwich tasted like “horsecock”:

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18. And when he called a contestant’s fish “a bison’s penis”:

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17. When he was extremely honest about what he saw:

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16. When he combined a burn with a pun:

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15. When he delivered this stomach-turning phrase:

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14. When he straight-up called a baby ugly:

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13. When he raised this contestant up, only to watch her fall:

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12. When he had a really tough choice to make:

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11. When he had murder in his heart concerning this pigeon:

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